While getting ready for work this morning, I casually fell down an entire flight of stairs. At work, I stomped my thumb with the vegetable chomper (the device that cubes all the fresh veggies). Then I rammed my hip into the side of a table while sprinting to grab food from the freezer. Later in the day, after opening a jumbo sized can of black olives, I sliced my thumb on the metal lid. The cherry on the cake is that right at that moment, I got my period while working.
If that doesn’t make you feel better about your life choices, then you must have had a bad day too.